"Прави" хороскоп

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Wlada

08-02-2008, 01:47:43
Ево једног озбиљног хороскопа (http://stupidastrology.tribe.net/thread/4493b4e2-3a69-4f26-9bae-19124c58b307)


Покидао сам се од смеха... Ја сам шкорпија... The worst of the lot;You are a complete son-of-a-bitch...знам
:116:

pig_am_am

#1
08-02-2008, 01:57:49
"You are sympathetic and understanding to other peoples problems which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer."

:116: that is so true...

Cecilly

#2
08-02-2008, 11:56:50
ARIES (3/21-4/19) You are the pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are a prick.

Vala pogodise za ovo dickheads.  :K

Al-Jasmina

#3
10-02-2008, 22:23:15
 :smekerica: Jao kakav text..

You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual.:116: :116: :116: hahahaha o Boze...nisam znala!

You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.
:shock more  :batina

anaj

#4
10-02-2008, 22:41:59
LEO (7/23-8/22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers, and spend most of their time kissing mirrors.

ovo poslednje je tacno  :stid:

Maslacak

#5
10-02-2008, 22:47:46
VIRGO (8/23-9/22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. This shitpicking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional, and often fall asleep during sex. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

:siza: :siza: :siza: :siza:

mada, i po normalnim horoskopima me ovako etiketiraju :K :K :K

Sole

#6
10-02-2008, 22:48:07
Quote from: anaj on 10-02-2008, 22:41:59
LEO (7/23-8/22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers, and spend most of their time kissing mirrors.

hm...
hm...
:hmm :hmm :hmm
paaa...
nije bas takoc  :>
mada, kazu ljudi  :K
Maslacak, slazem se sto se tice normalnih horoskopa  :lol:

Maslacak

#7
10-02-2008, 22:51:21
'oæu da budem blizanac! :> :> :>

tarantulica

#8
11-02-2008, 08:54:42
Da li ste videli ¹ta pi¹e za vage?  :run  :>

Maslacak

#9
11-02-2008, 15:38:39
 :116: :116: :116:

Jaadna :K
Bikovi su bogami najbolje pro¹li, rekla bih :>

Wlada

#10
11-02-2008, 18:18:49
Ја мислим шкорпије  :plez

Bla_bla_blaaaa

#11
11-02-2008, 18:22:13
Quote from: pig_am_am on 08-02-2008, 01:57:49
"You are sympathetic and understanding to other peoples problems which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer."

:116: that is so true...

Ajde da neko prevede  :stid:

Wlada

#12
11-02-2008, 18:23:32
То значи да је Мајкл Скоуфилд рак у хорокопу  :smekerica: :tlab:

Maslacak

#13
11-02-2008, 20:09:52
Evo prevoda:

Rak: "Saoseæajni ste i puni razumevanja za tuðe probleme, ¹to vas èini naivèinom. Uvek odla¾ete stvari. Zato æete uvek biti na socijalnoj pomoæi i neæete vredeti nièemu. Svi zatvorenici su rakovi."

:> :K :>

Bla_bla_blaaaa

#14
11-02-2008, 20:11:04
 :116: :siza:

A jadni mi.

tnx maslacak  :cvet
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